PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movi